Let’s face it, everyone loves wearing expensive shoes. They look good, feel good (sometimes), and if you have the money to afford them you must be doing pretty good financially (or have access to lots of money). However, wearing expensive tennis shoes in the Black Community isn’t just a fashion statement, it’s a status symbol. [...]
Archive for August, 2009
#4. Expensive Tennis Shoes
Posted in Comedy, tagged baller, black people, nike, rims, shoes, stupid black people, the club, waste of money on August 31, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
#3. Incense
Posted in Comedy, tagged africa, black people, friendships, marijuana, romance, weed on August 31, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
You may not know it, but it is a commonly held truism that Black People have a heightened, almost super-human sense of smell. Good scents can smell up to two or three times better to a Black Person, and bad scents can smell up to four or five times worse to a Black Person. The [...]
#2. Making Fun of Darker Black People
Posted in Comedy, tagged black people, Charlie Murphy, fat people, Forest Whitaker, low self esteem, racism, Wesley Snipes, Whoopie Goldberg on August 31, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Black People dig being Black more than they dig breathing, but it’s not good to be too Black (as in skin color, not attitude). If come upon a group of Black friends, chances are the darkest one has the lowest self esteem, even lower than the fattest one. Why? Because being fat is relatively acceptable [...]
#1. Being Black
Posted in Comedy, tagged africa, black culture, black movies, black people, classical music, DVDs, Hispanic, iPod, Irish, jazz, Jewish, KISS, R&B, racism, rap, reggae, rock & roll, slavery, The Beatles, white people on August 31, 2009 | 1 Comment »
It’s no secret. The most popular conversation among Black People is, of course, what it’s like to be Black in America. It’s easy to say, “But every group likes to talk about how their culture is the best, by they Jewish, Irish, Hispanic, etc”. However, Black People take it to a whole new level. When [...]