It is a common stereotype that Black People favor a plump rear end over one that looks like an undercooked pancake. Of course, it goes without saying that this stereotype is 100% fact, but it is also the symptom to a much larger issue. When compared to other groups, Black People have been blessed (or [...]
Archive for September, 2009
#49. Discriminating Against Thin Women
Posted in Comedy, tagged Asian, asian aeople, asian women, badonkadonk, big butt, black people, black women, boning, breasts, butt, fat, hips, Keira Knightley, Kristen Stewart, Marilyn Monroe, muffin top, Olive Oyl, plump, skinny, stereotypes, weight, white people, white women on September 30, 2009 | 5 Comments »
#48. Friday
Posted in Comedy, tagged Academy Award, Alice Walker, Best Picture, black culture, black movies, black people, Chris Tucker, classics, Comedy, Denzel Washington, Friday, Ice Cube, KKK, Ku Klux Klan, marijuana, movies, Oscar Winner, Oscars, racism, stereotypes, Steven Spielberg, swastika, The Color Purple, weed, Will Smith on September 29, 2009 | 1 Comment »
It is common knowledge that no feature film with a cast made up mostly of Black People will ever win an Oscar. Steven Spielberg directed The Color Purple and the Academy couldn’t even give that film one single win out of seven nominations. But if there is one film that Black People wish had won [...]
#47. Complicated Handshakes
Posted in Comedy, tagged black culture, black people, handshake, racism, white people on September 25, 2009 | 1 Comment »
If you didn’t know by now, all Black People have an inherent sense of creativity. This extends to many facets of Black Culture, none so obvious as the Black Handshake. But why must Black People over-complicate a simple greeting like a handshake? Well, because they can. That and it makes an otherwise simple gesture and [...]
#46. Going Back To Prison
Posted in Truth, tagged arrest, black people, jail, prison, racism, rappers, street cred, stupid black people on September 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
As much as incarcerated Black People dig getting out of prison, it doesn’t beat going right back to prison. “But why would Black People dig going back to prison?” you ask? The answers may shock you. When an incarcerated Black Person gets out of prison, he (or even she) will not have many options. Sure, [...]
#45. Getting Out Of Prison
Posted in Truth, tagged black people, Christmas, lottery, O.J. Simpson, OJ Trial, prison, Thanksgiving on September 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Over 10% of the Black Community is in prison (five times the rate it was 20 years ago). So when an incarcerated Black Person is released from prison, it’s like Thanksgiving, Christmas and winning the lottery all rolled into one. After the O.J. Trial (he did it, by the way) Black People were convinced that [...]
#44. Bingo
Posted in Comedy, tagged bingo, black, black people, Cadillac, Escalade, gambling, money, old black people, old people, rims on September 22, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Right next to playing the lottery, the Black Community’s favorite method of gambling away all their hard earned money has to be, without a doubt, playing bingo. However, unlike playing the lottery, a Black Person actually has a chance of winning money playing bingo. Although low math scores have been reported in the Black Community [...]
#43. Buying Lottery Tickets
Posted in Comedy, tagged black people, lottery, money, powerball, rims, Solomon Jackson Jr, South Carolina, waste of money on September 20, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Lots of people like to gamble every now and then, but Black People prefer to game when they know they have absolutely no chance of wining. A great example is the money-wasting scheme known as playing the lottery. The lottery is purposefully rigged to prevent Black People from winning with any frequency. Everyone knows this, [...]
#41. The Idea Of Tiger Woods
Posted in Comedy, tagged aryan, berlin, black culture, black people, golf, hockey, Jesse Owens, Nazi, olympics, sports, Tiger Woods on September 19, 2009 | 2 Comments »
It is a commonly held truism that Black People never played golf until Tiger Woods, a Black Person, systematically conquered the sport. This is 100% true. It has long since been a key agenda of the Black Community to be the undisputed champion of every sport ever created in the history of mankind, except of [...]
#40. Nails
Posted in Comedy, tagged black culture, black people, boning, hair care, hats, mating rutials, nail care, nails, science, tennis shoes on September 16, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
If hair care is one of the biggest preoccupations in the Black Community, then nail care would rank right up there alongside it. Why do Black People (most notably Black Females) dig long nails so much? There actually isn’t any rational reason why Black People like ridiculously long finger and toe nails. Really. No reason [...]
