In 1994, writer/director Kevin Smith was heavily criticized by the Black Community for neglecting to include any Black People in his uproarious feature debut “Clerks“. However, three years and two films later Mr. Smith not only put a Black Person in his 1997 film “Chasing Amy“, but he also made the character a homosexual because, [...]
Archive for October, 2009
#61. The First 7 Minutes of Chasing Amy
Posted in Comedy, tagged Ben Affleck, black culture, black people, Chasing Amy, Chris Rock, Clerks, Clint Eastwood, Craig Robinson, gay, Hollywood, homosexual, Jason Lee, Kevin Smith, Lando Calrissian, movies, racism, Spike Lee, Star Wars, stereotypes, Steven Spielberg on October 30, 2009 | 1 Comment »
#60. Disrespecting Law Enforcement
Posted in Comedy, tagged Aileen Wuornos, Andrea Yates, black people, Charles Stuart, Columbine, crime, crime rates, discrimination, disenfranchise, driving while black, George Sodini, Henry Louis Gates Jr, Hispanic, jail, police, prison, racial profiling, Raymond Clark, Richard Poplawski, Ryan Alexander Jenkins, Skip gates, stereotypes, Susan Smith, Timothy McVeigh on October 29, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Black People and Law Enforcement have always had a pretty tumultuous relationship. Many people (mostly select groups that are Pro-Caucasian People) believe that there would be no crime, rape or murder in the United States if someone would just lock up all those pesky Black People who are genetically predisposed to committing crime. Assuming this [...]
#59. Warm Weather
Posted in Comedy, tagged beer, black culture, black people, brain freeze, cold, cold weather, fatality, hockey, ice cream, K2, kryptonite, Mount Everest, mountain climbing, NHL, tropical, weather on October 20, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Black People and chilly weather are not best friends. They are not even on speaking terms. If you’ve ever met someone who has hiked up a snowy mountain like Mount Everest or K2, chances are they were not a Black Person. This is because Black People do not hike up snowy mountains (or any mountain, [...]
#58. Complex Hairstyles
Posted in Comedy, tagged big hair, black culture, black people, black women, blonde, Cadillac, Cadillac Escalade, creativity, Escalade, expensive, good hair, gun violence, hair, hair care, hair straightening, hair weave, hairdo, hairstyles, kinky, kinky hair, nappy hair, obession, peacocking, rims, shoes, taboo, tennis shoes, violence on October 12, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
To say that a Black Females obsess over their hair is like saying that a plane needs wings to fly; a huge understatement. Granted, all women of all cultures obsess over their hair in some capacity, but the story behind the hair of Black Females is perhaps one of the biggest taboos in the entire [...]
#57. The Idea of Owning a Bentley
Posted in Comedy, tagged Aston Martin, baller, Bentley, black people, British, Cadillac, Cadillac Escalade, car theft, cars, Escalade, exotic cars, Ferrari, Rolls Royce, vote on October 8, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Next to the Cadillac Escalade, the most desired car that Black People would like to own is the British manufactured Bentley. The problem is that a Bentley, even a used one, is liable to be out of the average Black Person’s price range. That and the fact that most Black People know that a Bentley [...]
#56. Movies Where The Black Guy Gets The Girl, Kills The Bad Guy and Saves The World
Posted in Truth, tagged bad guy, black friend, black guy dies first, black movies, black people, Denzel Washington, Friends, Gabrielle Union, Halle Berry, hero, heroes, Hollywood, horror movies, Independence Day, Jonah Hill, kill, liberal, movies, Naomi Harris, racism, resentment, Seth Rogen, Tyler Perry, villain, Will Smith on October 7, 2009 | 1 Comment »
As you know by now, Black People love movies. However, movies don’t seem to love Black People very much. Although Black People can certainly enjoy watching a movie that’s not about Black People (apparently the only movie-going group in America that can do this), Black People also occasionally like to see themselves as the heroes [...]
#55. Getting Drunk
Posted in Comedy, tagged 40 oz, alcohol, beer, black culture, black people, champagne, Cristal, drunk, intoxicated, Irish, Irish People, malt liquor, memory, memory loss, movie theater, prohibition, racism, stereotypes on October 6, 2009 | 1 Comment »
If you didn’t already know, Black People love to get drunk. Of course lots of different people like to get drunk too, but when Black People are concerned, anything worth doing is worth overdoing. For those who can not afford a bottle of Cristal and are not in the mood for Hennessy, malt liquor is [...]
#53. Internet Dating Websites
Posted in Comedy, tagged black men, black people, Black Planet, Black Singles, black women, boyfriend, dating, Face Book, genetics, girlfriend, MySpace, one night stand, procreate, relationships, sex, Tagged on October 4, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Nearly everything a Black Person says, does or buys usually has something to do with Black People’s insatiable genetic desire to procreate. But going to bars or clubs to find a potential mate is no longer the first line of attack for Black People to achieve this. Thanks to the Internet, dating websites have given [...]
#52. Hoodies
Posted in Comedy, tagged baller, Bishop Don Magic Juan, black people, ghetto, hair, hoodies, keeping it real, lime green, suit, the hood, wet on October 3, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
It is a well known fact that Black People do not enjoy cold weather, so when the temperature starts to drop they must dress appropriately. But sometimes it may not be cold enough to wear a puffy coat all the time, which is where hoodies come in handy. Black People love to wear loose clothing, [...]
