If you visit a Black Person’s house, there are a lot of things you can expect to see. Music CDs. Bootleg DVDs. Hair products. Hot sauce. Malt liquor. Incense. Plenty of interesting things.
But what you will not see is ghosts.
You may not have realized it, but if you are afraid of ghosts you should move in with a Black Person immediately. If your house is haunted and you just can’t bare to part with it, have a Black Person move in with you and you will never experience another haunting ever again. Ever.
But how can this be? What special telekinetic powers do Black People have over apparitions?
No one knows for sure, but popular “reality” TV shows like “Ghost Hunters” and even fictional TV shows like “Supernatural” have facilitated the cold hard fact that Black People are never harassed by ghosts (only people who dress up as ghosts). The only people that see ghosts are Caucasian People, Asian People, and the occasional Hispanic Person. If a Black Person spins you a tale about how they were haunted or saw a ghost, they are clearly just desperate for attention.
However, this does not mean that Black People can not be killed by ghosts. Hollywood has shown us that if a Black Person is best friends with a Caucasian Person who is being haunted by a ghost, they most certainly will not live to see their next birthday. In such cases, the evil ghost opts to skip the haunting and jump straight to brutally killing the Black Person instead.
This all points to one undeniable conclusion. Ghosts are racist.
LMAO, I thought I was the only one who noticed this. Maybe they kill all the Black people off too because they know they can’t properly haunt with them being around.
I see we still have the KKK in town. As if what you write can harm or disrespect a black person any more than the damage you’ve done for centuries. You, your ancestors and your white seeds live, breathe and breed evil and hatred. Ask yourself why you hate black people so much and why you find this humorous? I suppose you don’t have an educated response to that question without resorting to random name calling. Let me start it off for you. White people smell like wet dog, like saliva in a mouth that hasn’t been near food for a week. May you rot in hell with the rest of your ancestors. Cunt.
LOL. that is frickin funny!
Ummm, Whoopie Goldberg was in GHOST, where she was haunted by a GHOST, if black people love movies, love movies starring black people, and love doing anything famous black people do, they would at least pretend to be haunted by Patrick Swayze.
Funny post. I just have one correction: Hispanic people, at least if they are currently residing in latin america, are more prone to see a ghost or experience a paranormal situation than white and asian people combined.
I’m half Black and I don’t take offense to this because I watch a lot of paranormal shows and I have never seen a Black family with a haunted house or a ghost problem. Now my thing is either A. Ghosts don’t like Black people. Or B. Black people do not tolerate ghost nonsense. Now, plenty of Black people I’m sure believe in ghosts (including myself), but they just do not get haunted. In my family nonsense isn’t tolerate by people so there is no way a ghost would be allowed to run around our house and break stuff, hide it, wake people up, etc. I know my da would not tolerate that crap and he’d whip a ghost’s ass. So, either there is some really strange coincidence that on these shows there are never Black people being haunted or Black people just do not tolerate the nonsense of ghosts. I know I don’t.