#23. Big Face Watches

bigfacewatchIf you have been interacting with Black People for an extended period of time (forced or otherwise), you may have noticed that some of them tend to wear oversized watches.

Your first thought may have been that those particular Black People have poor eyesight and need watches with a bigger face to better see the time. If that was indeed your first thought then you would be wrong. Dead wrong. Not even close.

Black People like big face watches simply because it’s “baller“. Rhythmic Musicians (also known as “rappers“) are responsible for the increased desire in the Black Community to acquire and own this flashy article of jewelry.

This, unfortunately, does not impact a Black Person’s ability to reach a predetermined destination at the appointed hour (aka “CP Time“).

Posted on September 4, 2009, in Comedy and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. THIS IS THE DUMBEST SHIT I’VE EVER HEARD!!!!!
    FIRST OF ALL NO WATCH IS DESIGNED BY BLACKS AND NO WATCH COMPANY IS OWNED BY BLACKS. SO OBVIOUSLY OTHER RACES LIKE BIG FACE WATCHES. A PERFECT EXAMPLE IS THE LATIN LOVER BY LOCMAN WHICH IS AN ITALIAN COMPANY. IF YOU HAD ANY KNOWLEDGE ABOUT WATCHES YOU’D KNOW THAT SOME OF THE FIRST LARGE FACE WATCHES WE’RE ACTUALLY DIVING WATCHES. AND WE ALL KNOW WHICH RACE GOES DIVING. IDIOT!!!

    • How do you know no watch is designed by Blacks? How do you know no watch company is OWNED by Blacks? That’s a pretty screwed up thing to say.

  2. you dumb bastard (and a fatherless urban idiot)

    Learn to structure a proper argument using logic, also to comprehend humor.

  3. Cryp Slopper vo

    LOL, I think that style might have come from Public enemy

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