#26. Wearing Hats Crooked

crookedhatThere is much speculation as to why Black People, Black Males specifically, choose to wear their hats at an odd angle. Besides the fact that hat tilting is clearly “baller“, it also has a lot to do with Black People’s heightened sense of creativity.

You see, Black People have an overwhelming need to stand out… by imitating other Black People. If one Black Person does something unusual that goes against the established dress code (like wearing their pants hanging off of their rear ends) then it becomes instantly fashionable within the Black Community.

It also has a lot to do with the mating rituals of Black People. The same way a male peacock spreads its feathers to attract a mate, Black Males wear their hats crooked, expensive tennis shoes, and big face watches to let available Black Females know that they are ready to “bone”.

However, because of the increasing rate of biracial babies born every year, research data points to the possibility that hat tilting may actually attract females from other groups as well. There also appears to be a substantial rise in Non-Black People that choose to imitate this practice known as “wiggers“, but their ability to attract Black Females with this practice has been sketchy at best.

Posted on September 6, 2009, in Comedy and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 14 Comments.

  1. Because they are all stupid, that’s why! You don’t have to have a Ph.d. to figure that one out. Mating my butt! Black men simply think they are “cool.”. They are one step away from being mumbling idiots with their pants down their ass, fat hat bill sitting sideways, long chains, and pig Latin English. Idiots!

  2. Wow that was odd. I just wrote an very long comment but after I clicked submit my comment didn’t show up. Grrrr… well I’m not writing all
    that over again. Anyhow, just wanted to say wonderful blog!

  3. Cryp Slopper vo

    LMAO, white people do this too.. google GLAM ROCK– believe it or not, that shit was cool. Chris, you racist motherfucker. funny blog though hahaha

  4. Hello there! This blog post could not be written much better!
    Reading through this article reminds me of my previous
    roommate! He constantly kept preaching about this. I’ll send this information to him. Fairly certain he’ll have a good
    read. Thank you for sharing!


    • You almost got it Its Ghort …Plato Maradah nikto ! Order to the robot in original movie “the day the Earth stood still 1949

  6. Ooga Booga abba Dabba.


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  10. Walter Blorch

    Why do nigroes smell like a dead rat fell in a vat of pig shit?

  11. is living in a shit house dump also part of the mating ritual?

  12. When solid good taste is taken up you could look like an idiot to retain your individuality.

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