#32. Kung Fu Movies
Although Black People are extremely proud of their heritage and work vigorously every day to maintain their Blackness, if a Black Person could not belong to the Black Community they would undoubtedly want to belong to the Asian Community, due in large part to Kung Fu Movies.
Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Chow Yun Fat, Tony Jaa, Michelle Yeoh, John Woo and many others are greatly respected performers in the Black Community due to their great contributions to Asian Cinema. Jim Kelly and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar are highly regarded Black People in the upper echelons of he Black Community (way above Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson) for having worked with Master Lee in Enter The Dragon and Game of Death respectively (Bruce Lee is the only person on Earth Black People will refer to as “master”).
This is the main reason why interracial relationships between Black People and Asian People are permitted within the Black Community, in the hopes that some day one of these unions will produce a new super-kung fu ninja assassin with the moves of Bruce Lee and the rhyme of James Brown.
Posted on September 9, 2009, in Comedy and tagged Al Sharpton, asian culture, asian people, black culture, black people, Bruce Lee, Chow Yun Fat, interracial couples, Jackie Chan, James Brown, Jesse Jackson, Jet Li, Jim Kelly, John Woo, kunf fu, kung fu movies, Michelle Yeoh, movies, Tony Jaa. Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.