#65. Loose Clothing
When Black People wear tight or form-fitting clothing, they are immediately reminded of their ancestors being chained up and shuttled across the ocean to the Americas in the cramped hulls of slave ships. This can cause some Black People to immediately lose consciousness or break out in hives. The only solution is to wear loose clothing, as not to feel trapped or caged.
Of course, the downside is that this form of fashion makes some Black People look ridiculous.
But similar to how Black People like to be creative in styling their hair and naming their children, they also like to wear their clothes in creative ways. A huge part of Black Culture is about being different (from Caucasian People).
There are certain conditions in which Black People that love loose clothing will give it up for proper clothing…
Actually, no, there’s not. It will never change.
Posted on March 12, 2010, in Comedy and tagged America, baggy clothes, baggy clothing, being creative, black culture, black people, clothing, creativity, ghetto, slave ships, slavery, stereotypes, stupid black people, style. Bookmark the permalink. 11 Comments.