#67. Going To The Club
11 times out of 10 their response will most likely be, “Going to the club.”
Black People love the club. Love it. Love it to death. Why? Because the club is the perfect environment for many of the things Black People dig.
There’s alcohol. There’s dancing. There’s loud talking. There’s loud music. There’s the opportunity to show off their new hair style or expensive tennis shoes. And above all, there’s the distinct possibility of having unprotected sex.
If, for some reason, you are the type of person who wishes to live someplace where there are no Black People, find an area that is far away from the nearest nightclub and move there. You will probably never see any more Black People for the rest of your life. And the ones you do see will be Black People who are too old to go to the club. These types of Black People are also known as “outcasts“.
So now you know.
Posted on March 15, 2010, in Comedy and tagged alcohol, black culture, black men, black people, Black Singles, black women, bone, dancing, hair straightening, hair weave, hairstyles, loud music, music, night club, one night stand, sex, tennis shoes. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.