#69. Threatening To Go Back To Africa

If you spend enough time around Black People, chances are you will run into one who is so fed up with the many harsh ways they are treated in the United States that they will claim they want to return to Africa.

Well, don’t believe them. Have you actually been to Africa lately? Do you know how much it would cost to ship 24 inch rims to Africa? Or how difficult it is to get your hands on a pair of really expensive tennis shoes or a Cadillac Escalade? Sure, the weather’s warm, but beloved Black activities like owning a puffy coat or bringing up slavery would be pointless.

A Black Person born and raised in the US simply can not function in a place like Africa. Remember that time Michael Jordan went off to play baseball? Same thing. Just a terrible idea all around.

A Black Person who threatens to go back to Africa is just like a Caucasian Person fed up with the US government threatens to move to Canada. They’ll never do. And if they do they’re crazy.

Posted on November 3, 2010, in Comedy and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 9 Comments.

  1. You made some good points there. I did a search on the topic and found most people will agree with
    your blog.

  2. Olga ablakatova

    what a pathetic redneck, let me guess your first sexual experience was with your mom……then she screamed get the fck off my cigarettes boy

  3. Don’t many of us wish!!

  4. I find it funny how white people are infatuated with black people but black people could care less about them.. Also you never heard any black people from America saying they want to move to Africa. Cut the crap you racist POS.

  5. Didn’t Dave Chapelle do just that – go to Africa? I distinctly remember that. Was he crazy at the time?

  6. Yes, black people do say that. Back in the day, Marcus Garvey and others in the 60s-80s pushed for blacks to go back to Africa citing that the black man will never be truly welcome in America. A lot of black people don’t really WANT to go, but they say they do because it sounds “politically correct”.

  7. Keep these posts going, there 100% true

  8. It is true that negros must fantasize about that cesspool of Africa like it is their neverland ranch.. why do the dumb apes segregate themselves and proudly state that they are “African American” ? When is the last time you heard a white person call themselves a polish American or Swedish American? Fail..

  9. Well black people cant hold a cellphone and their pants up while trying to chase down food. The women couldn’t make they need a cellphone to find what bush bitch her man is cheating with. Does that sound racist? Stupid!!!

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