#70. Birthday Parties

If there’s one special time of year Black People look forward to more than any other, it’s their birthday. The birthday party itself is the perfect excuse for Black People to do plenty of interesting (i.e. stupid) activities they normally would not do.

“But lots of people like to act a fool on their birthdays” is what you may be thinking. True that, but Black People like to take “acting a fool on their birthday” to a whole new level by having more than a little too much to drink, blasting some tunes, and maybe getting to know someone they just met. Birthday parties are also the perfect way to get lots and lots of attention.