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#49. Discriminating Against Thin Women

skinny_keira_knightleyIt is a common stereotype that Black People favor a plump rear end over one that looks like an undercooked pancake. Of course, it goes without saying that this stereotype is 100% fact, but it is also the symptom to a much larger issue.

When compared to other groups, Black People have been blessed (or cursed, depending on the point of view) with many enlarged bodily features. Lips, noses, rear ends and… other parts. So it is only natural that most Black People would prefer these larger attributes when it comes to seeking a mate.

This has resulted in active discrimination and making fun of anyone (mostly Asian and Caucasian women) who does not fit this more curvaceous idea of feminine beauty and desire. This usually includes women with extremely small or no breasts, an underdeveloped behind, narrow hips, or a woman whose rib cage can be seen without sucking in their stomach. In other words, skinny.

However, what really ramps up Black People’s prejudice towards thin women is America’s acceptance and overall preference for associating grown women who have the body of a 10-year-old boy as being the epitome of beauty. Once upon a time, Marilyn Monroe was the undisputed ideal of American beauty. But if she were alive today, she would be classified as being a “plumper“.

And since Black Females are more likely to have the figure of Marilyn Monroe instead of Olive Oyl, the Black Community’s malice towards thin women is likely to continue and even grow as time goes on.

#40. Nails

longnailsIf hair care is one of the biggest preoccupations in the Black Community, then nail care would rank right up there alongside it.

Why do Black People (most notably Black Females) dig long nails so much? There actually isn’t any rational reason why Black People like ridiculously long finger and toe nails. Really. No reason at all. It makes it increasingly difficult to pick up and hold things, as well as making it near impossible to run or defend one’s self when someone feels the need to show off their unregistered handgun at the club (usually a result of having their expensive tennis shoes stepped on).

Scientists have deduced that a Black Female’s desire to obtain long hair has somehow been allowed to carry over into other feminine signs of beauty, such as nails. But like anything worth doing, Black People must always go that extra mile and take things just a little too far. More like a lot too far.

This is compounded by the fact that Black Females that grow their nails super long are usually employed at jobs where they depend greatly on the use of their hands (answering phones, typing, hair care, etc).

Other scientists believe that, not unlike how Black Males wear their hats crooked, that a Black Female grows her nails extra long to indicate to Black Males that they are ready to partake in the Black version of the mating ritual dance. Scientific research on this subject is still ongoing.