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#44. Bingo

bingoRight next to playing the lottery, the Black Community’s favorite method of gambling away all their hard earned money has to be, without a doubt, playing bingo. However, unlike playing the lottery, a Black Person actually has a chance of winning money playing bingo.

Although low math scores have been reported in the Black Community throughout the country, put a bingo card in front of a Black Person and they will be able to work the numbers on that bingo card like a complex math equation.

This seems especially true when it comes to Old Black People, who may be partially blind or hard of hearing but can play a seemingly infinite number of bingo cards at one time and never lose track or miss a number (but still not be able to get a bingo).

Playing bingo has even become a family activity for some Black People (most notably Black Females) who like to congregate in smoky bingo parlors and lose their hard earned money together (but if one wins, the winner has to pay the others a “family tax”).

If you are a Non-Black Male who is interested in approaching a Black Female romantically, buy her a bag of bingo markers and perhaps a troll doll for good luck as a present (although be sure to deliver this gift while in a Cadillac Escalade sitting on chrome rims for best results).